Host of the Nightmare

Day
June 27, 2018

I had a dream that I was having open heart surgery, but I was awake the entire time.


My new hobby is listening to frozen water bottles melt. Is it possible to give your brain frostbite?


Day
June 26, 2018

I had a dream that I was listening to music in public with my headphones on in a completely silent room. I realized too late that my headphones were too loud and everyone was staring at me.


I can't stop watching brain dissection videos. I spent the whole of last night watching them.


Day
June 17, 2018

Using a water bottle as an ice pack and as I'm sitting here listening to the crackling of the melting ice, I understand why people mistake the melting and breaking apart of icebergs for deep sea monsters.


Also, I taught my 13 y/o brother how to type, "hi", and all he's been doing is typing it over and over again into Roblox chat. He can't read to see how much he's pissing everyone else off but he's super happy and having the time of his life.

Day
June 1, 2018

I had a dream that I was swimming in a pool with a bunch of other people, and they all started beating me up underwater.